Cool Stuff Happening Over at Elmer’s While Rob Lies Around in Bed All Day and People Have to Bring Him Soup!

Notes from Nan: The Campaign Heats Up!
BY HF Contributing Writer, Nan Parati

(Commercial):

(Male voice in ominous overtones):

Last week Rob Taft made allegations that Nan Parati was loose with her change.

Rob Taft said that he was “used to dealing with change.”

Well Rob Taft has seen a change all right: Rob Taft went from being a healthy, up-right walking man to a weakling, stricken with the flu. Rob Taft lies around in bed all day and people have to bring him soup. What kind of leader lies in bed all day? A weak leader, that’s what kind.

(Female Cheerful voice):

Nan Parati has had to work all of Rob’s shifts for him for the last two days and no one sees that trend changing! She’ll probably have to work all his shifts for him all the way through February 5th, which incidentally, is voting day!

Vote for Nan Parati for President of the United States! Because, as Rob Taft found out, some change isn’t good!

I’m Nan Parati and I approve this message.

VALENTINE’S DAY

Hey guess what! For Valentine’s Day we’re going to have a special Thursday night dinner on February 14th! (We’ll also have our regularly scheduled dinner on Friday, February 15th, but without the added love.)  Our Valentine’s Day Dinner will be Reservation Only.  Call us at (413) 628-4003 to make your reservations.

FRIDAY NIGHT’S MENU (01/18/08):

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